My Child & I

Second-born shows signs of a temperature.

Dad to Mom: " Let's try giving him some Tylenol"

Firstborn: "Tylenol! Yummmy!"

Dad: "Yummy? Shall we have it for dinner then?"

Firstborn: "I'd love that!"

Dad: (Quizzically) "What is Tylenol, do you know?"

Firstborn: (matter-of-fact voice) "It's a sweet drink with juicy flavor, which we drink at night"