Firstborn (to Dad): " Appa, can we return second-born at the hospital and exchange him for some other nice baby?"
Dad: (trying not to smile and making a serious face): " Why would you want to do that?"
Here's firstborn's top 5 list of reasons.
' He polished my white shoes with black polish'
' I was prostrating while praying, and he climbed on my back for a pony-ride'
' He took a bite off my yellow foam ball saying it looked like guava'
' He makes me get up from watching TV to switch on the restroom light for him, but then says no susu coming'
And the final complaint: "He keeps disturbing me by showing his (birthday/festival) goodies from his school when I'm doing my school-work. He gets goodies but all I get is homework!"
Second-born was unavailable for presenting his defense, as he was busy rinsing butter in the sink- The case has been adjourned for now.
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