My Child & I

Mom, with the boys, is visiting her cousin who's expecting.

Secondborn: " Where are all the toys in this house?"

Mom: " The toys will come, once the baby comes"

Firstborn: " Where is the baby?"

Mom: " In Aunt's tummy!"

Secondborn (exclaims) : " Why did she eat the baby?"

Aunt breaks into fits of laughter- We did it again!