Here's some of recent quips of the boys
1) Family having dinner at a Fine Dining place.
Firstborn : "Amma, instead of a 'surprise party' for my birthday could you bring me here again as a surprise?"
2) Mom's brother and SIL welcomed a baby girl.
Mom (excitedly): " Uncle C had a baby girl!!!"
Secondborn (matter-of-fact voice) : " Uncle C had the baby? I thought Aunt D was the one who had the baby tummy?"
Mom: " You're right! The baby came out of Aunty's tummy"
Firstborn: " Do they get to choose whether it's a boy or girl before the baby comes out?"
Secondborn: " How can you choose? There's only one button to press- The belly button!"
3) Firstborn sneezes like 10 times in a row one night. Next morning:
Mom : " Yours cold is back- drink warm water. You were sneezing so loud that you woke me up and the girl next door"
Secondborn (helping) : " And the boys on the road"
1) Family having dinner at a Fine Dining place.
Firstborn : "Amma, instead of a 'surprise party' for my birthday could you bring me here again as a surprise?"
2) Mom's brother and SIL welcomed a baby girl.
Mom (excitedly): " Uncle C had a baby girl!!!"
Secondborn (matter-of-fact voice) : " Uncle C had the baby? I thought Aunt D was the one who had the baby tummy?"
Mom: " You're right! The baby came out of Aunty's tummy"
Firstborn: " Do they get to choose whether it's a boy or girl before the baby comes out?"
Secondborn: " How can you choose? There's only one button to press- The belly button!"
3) Firstborn sneezes like 10 times in a row one night. Next morning:
Mom : " Yours cold is back- drink warm water. You were sneezing so loud that you woke me up and the girl next door"
Secondborn (helping) : " And the boys on the road"
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