My Child & I

Family chatting away one lazy afternoon.

Secondborn: " Appa, what is your work?"

Dad: " There are these big TVs right?  I make chips for those TVs"

Secondborn: "You make the TV eat chips? That's what makes TV bad -  Junk food!"

Firstborn: " Wow! you get a salary to watch TV all day?"

Dad: ?!

Secondborn: " I know Amma's work"

Mom: (Beams to hear)

Secondborn: "She goes shopping!"

Mom: ?!?!





Firstborn: " Appa, my friend's family has a new car, can we get one also?"

Dad: " But, we already have a car. Why a new car?"

Firstborn: " But this car is small. What if we have to seat second born,  you- Amma, grandpa-grandma when they visit , me and my WIFE!"

Dad (surprised): " Wife?"

Firstborn: " Yes, if I get married I will have a wife, right?"

Dad (curious): "But, why get married?"  

Firstborn: "So, there will be someone like Amma for me also. Like to tell me directions when I drive the car."

Dad: "Drive the car, huh?"


Firstborn: " Also Appa, if I get a wife , where will YOU live?"


Dad driven to Nuts!